Sunday, October 25th, 2009

that's the crux of it

 we had this 'you're-a-figure-from-the-enlightenment-attending-a-salon-forget-the-anachronism-let's-party' thing in euro that was for quiz grade. needless to say, 60% of what happened was hobbes and locke arguing with each other

hobbes: why are people corrupt?
locke: because society corrupts people. the imposition of society!
hobbes: and where does this corruption come from?
locke: it comes from - uhhhh - ahhh - errrr
hobbes: people, hm?
locke: .... i'm going to piss on your cat, frank.

Monday, September 28th, 2009

the answer is god

Stanton discussing Whitten's Flowchart of Wonder: "Biology and Chemistry would've been easy in the Middle Ages. All the answers would be God."

THIS IS FUNNY BC WE ACTUALLY LEARNED ABOUT ALCHEMY IN CHEMISTRY YESTERDAY.
i know: what.

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

taylor likes the dutch

european history

"tomorrow, we'll learn about the dutch golden age."
"YES"
"....."
"i like the dutch"


wat else

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

we learned about epicurisusdjsdjsdfggf in chemistry, today.
plano isd, you are super

Friday, April 24th, 2009

this is america

[21:01] DR SUUS: i searched up london
[21:01] DR SUUS: and the first picture i got was a condom
[21:01] DR SUUS: ummmmmm ok
[21:01] Caroline: LOL
[21:01] Caroline: oh
[21:01] Caroline: mrs darden called eraser
[21:01] Caroline: a rubber
[21:01] Caroline: the other day
[21:01] DR SUUS: BRITISH
[21:01] DR SUUS: BRITISH
[21:01] DR SUUS: i knew it
[21:01] DR SUUS: i knew she and whitten
[21:01] DR SUUS: were secretly
[21:01] DR SUUS: british
[21:01] Caroline: LOL
[21:01] DR SUUS: ok, miss whitten is more flauntingly british but


Caroline says (9:02 PM):
"Pick my rubber up off the ground"
"...wut.. condom?"
"..... If your type of condom looks like that then i'm scared for you"


they should be bffs. they have so many things in common. first of all, they both view stanton and mumford as immature frat boys.

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

UGHHHHHHHHH i am sorry for being a waste of sperm

I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOUR FLIST HUGE
actually probably only like two of you have me on your flist
so um
dsfdsf


in humanities, when we were discussing the Rise of National Monarchies errr or it could have been the Crusades
i really don't remember anymore orz

in bio, when we were doing the introduction to HIV and AIDS

groce coraline and hetalia art lmao )
comments open so you can tell me what a douche i am. i know, i know.
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