europe has more orphans
01:59] Planoneck: so when are you coming home?
[02:00] Planoneck: to the fatherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: ...
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: usa is not the fatherland
[02:00] Planoneck: then what is it?
[02:00] Planoneck: certainly not the motherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: germany
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: russia is the motherland
[02:00] Planoneck: i know that
[02:00] Planoneck: but the us needs a cool nickname too
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: the us is like
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: ........................................
[02:01] Planoneck: land of opportunity
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: the little dog on the chain that barks at everyone
[02:01] Planoneck: neither of those is catchy enough
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: but sentiment towards it is beginning to change now that the dog is a big golden retriever named obama
[02:02] Planoneck: i thought he was a portuguese water dog
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: LMAO!
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: NO
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: GOLDREN RETRIEVER SAYS UP
[02:02] Planoneck: SQUIRREL
[02:03] Planoneck: that's like the only thing i know from the movie
[02:04] Planoneck: if i don't get to see up this week i'm going to be angry
[02:04] Bloo Nachos: GO GO GO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: for the sake of mankind
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: GOOO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: WATCH IT
[02:06] Planoneck: i don't even know if they're still showing it
[02:07] Bloo Nachos: ...... SO WAT
[02:07] Planoneck: maybe at the dollar theater
[02:08] Planoneck: they show the movies after everyone else shows them
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: yup
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: they're like
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: retarded children
[02:08] Planoneck: lol
[02:08] Planoneck: but they're cheap
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: ..
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: likewhores
[02:09] Planoneck: retarded whores?
[02:09] Bloo Nachos: oh, that is a sad disposition
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: their pimps are probably all like madoff
[02:10] Planoneck: i think we've just captured the essence of american mediocrity
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: ...retarded.. whores?
[02:10] Planoneck: yeah
[02:11] Planoneck: unless you have something better
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: ..orphan tears?
[02:11] Planoneck: no, that's not mediocre, that's just sad
[02:11] Planoneck: and not unique to america
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: it tastes like triumph to me
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: def not
[02:11] Planoneck: europe has more orphans
[02:12] Bloo Nachos: europe has more sex
[02:13] Planoneck: as if it weren't disease-ridden enough
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: venereal diseases~*
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: like palin
[02:14] Planoneck: what
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: wat
[02:14] Planoneck: palin is a disease?
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: um obv it is not like a benefit
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: is it
[02:14] Planoneck: whatever it is, it's harmless now
[02:15] Planoneck: because it stepped down as governor
[02:15] Planoneck: although it may run for president in 2012
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: OH
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: so it's like
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: a benevolent tumor
[02:00] Planoneck: to the fatherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: ...
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: usa is not the fatherland
[02:00] Planoneck: then what is it?
[02:00] Planoneck: certainly not the motherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: germany
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: russia is the motherland
[02:00] Planoneck: i know that
[02:00] Planoneck: but the us needs a cool nickname too
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: the us is like
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: ........................................
[02:01] Planoneck: land of opportunity
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: the little dog on the chain that barks at everyone
[02:01] Planoneck: neither of those is catchy enough
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: but sentiment towards it is beginning to change now that the dog is a big golden retriever named obama
[02:02] Planoneck: i thought he was a portuguese water dog
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: LMAO!
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: NO
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: GOLDREN RETRIEVER SAYS UP
[02:02] Planoneck: SQUIRREL
[02:03] Planoneck: that's like the only thing i know from the movie
[02:04] Planoneck: if i don't get to see up this week i'm going to be angry
[02:04] Bloo Nachos: GO GO GO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: for the sake of mankind
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: GOOO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: WATCH IT
[02:06] Planoneck: i don't even know if they're still showing it
[02:07] Bloo Nachos: ...... SO WAT
[02:07] Planoneck: maybe at the dollar theater
[02:08] Planoneck: they show the movies after everyone else shows them
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: yup
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: they're like
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: retarded children
[02:08] Planoneck: lol
[02:08] Planoneck: but they're cheap
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: ..
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: likewhores
[02:09] Planoneck: retarded whores?
[02:09] Bloo Nachos: oh, that is a sad disposition
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: their pimps are probably all like madoff
[02:10] Planoneck: i think we've just captured the essence of american mediocrity
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: ...retarded.. whores?
[02:10] Planoneck: yeah
[02:11] Planoneck: unless you have something better
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: ..orphan tears?
[02:11] Planoneck: no, that's not mediocre, that's just sad
[02:11] Planoneck: and not unique to america
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: it tastes like triumph to me
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: def not
[02:11] Planoneck: europe has more orphans
[02:12] Bloo Nachos: europe has more sex
[02:13] Planoneck: as if it weren't disease-ridden enough
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: venereal diseases~*
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: like palin
[02:14] Planoneck: what
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: wat
[02:14] Planoneck: palin is a disease?
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: um obv it is not like a benefit
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: is it
[02:14] Planoneck: whatever it is, it's harmless now
[02:15] Planoneck: because it stepped down as governor
[02:15] Planoneck: although it may run for president in 2012
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: OH
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: so it's like
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: a benevolent tumor