Stanton discussing Whitten's Flowchart of Wonder: "Biology and Chemistry would've been easy in the Middle Ages. All the answers would be God."

THIS IS FUNNY BC WE ACTUALLY LEARNED ABOUT ALCHEMY IN CHEMISTRY YESTERDAY.
i know: what.

We're learning about post-reformation Europe. (Which reformation? The Protestant one - oh, and the catholic counter reformation. why did you capitalize the "p" in protestant and not in the "c" in catholic? are you biased? no, i'm lazy.)

so, obv, mr. stanton unleashes his new joke (perfected all summer), with the usual vomit-inducing effects (much like phenalpthalein, except, it's coming from your mouth).
"If you are ~*baroque, then you ain't got no ~*monet. And if you ain't got ~*monet, then you can't make the ~*van gogh."

HORRIBLE, RIGHT?
but so endearing.

oh, and ms. lopez (our new mr. stanton. i don't care, i hate my life) gave us a david letterman style presentation.
"10 reasons you should be in humanities"
when it got to the end, it was no longer funny, but sordid and pathetic in how much it epitomized my life (4. "Carpal tunnel!"... 8. "I don't have a life and neither do I want one."  9. "I don't care about the GPA at all!" )

i know they say sophomore year is loads better than freshmen year, but fuck that shit - no, it's not.

what am i talking about.

why

i have mrs lopez instead of mr stanton
i guess the only thing cool about this (nothing) is that i didn't have her last year, so i will have time to adjust to her absence of awkward jokes and making jasper not a hell thing going on.

BUT I WILL STILL HATE HAVING TO READ FRESHMEN BOOKS AND TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING NUMBER 7 AND WHY IT'S COOL 

just fuck everything

this journal will never have anything fun to say. ever.

BTW
animefest in dallast, texas
CAN I BORROW A TABLE WITH ANYONE? I'LL PAY YOU BACK + GIVE YOU MERCHANDISE + CUTE THINGS FROM CHINA??

please note me on da. ): (suu-mon.deviantart.com)

no wonder mr stanton is OLD and SENILE
if his childhood was watchmen
i watched the fucking movie and fell asleep and had the worst fucking dream ever holy shit it was so MESSED UP
like my childhood was csi at least it gave me HOPE you know


AND I AM A GOOD AMERICAN (I CELEBRATE IT FIRST WOO HEMISPHERE!)
HAPPY BIRth sigh i can't type DAY USA!
FUCK YOU GBR
and i need to find an american shirt GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE AN AMERICAN SHIRT

BTW BTW:
the owl mang was raoul from poto
it took me forever to figure it out
but i was like "OMG RAOUL BBBBBBBB"

[12:07] Planoneck: to celebrate america's birthday, i'm going to eat meat
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: you patriot you
[12:08] Planoneck: because that's the american way
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: i wish i had an american shirt to masquerade my americanness
[12:09] Planoneck: wear a canada shirt
[12:09] Planoneck: piss americans off
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: lmao i have an england bag
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: HAHAHA
[12:09] Planoneck: that'll work

Back when we were going over the effects of the cultural/intellectual/ideological/artistic renaissance (oh, sorry, the Renaissance) in Italy on northern Europe, I remember reading about how France toned down its architecture from the overindulgent style of Gothic architecture (details, details, details everywhere) to incorporate classical accessories (corinthian columns go here), whereas stanton mentioned in class about how France was just style-style-style-details flapping brazenly in the wind
and
we went from there
to discussing how France set itself up for the revolution

I
OUR CLASS IS (JASPER IS NOT YOUR REALITY NOW) WAS SO FULL OF DIGRESSIONS 
oh god orz we never finished the germany/italy/et al powerpoint from the middle ages because we were telling sloth jokes

idk why am i reminiscing
because i don't want to review this textbook and my notes

 

( hetalia art orz )

hahaha i love doing doodles 8U
comment with a doodle request hahaha? * U *
I'D PREFER HETALIA BC I AM IN LIKE NO FANDOMS ORZ

so michelangelo painted the sistine chapel
head craned, back arched, butt out, stomach belliose (That a word? I don't know. It surrounded appropriate.)

mr stanton told us to get a notecard, tape it under the desk, and draw on it.

he told us he was not responsible for the gross things we encountered.

i think i saw enough gum, boogers, and idk what the hale shit to satisfy me for life

SERIOUSLY

OH
and our current event is about obama's addressing of gays

hahahahah ohhhh mr stanton, I love this article.

I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOUR FLIST HUGE
actually probably only like two of you have me on your flist
so um
dsfdsf

in humanities, when we were discussing the Rise of National Monarchies errr or it could have been the Crusades
i really don't remember anymore orz

in bio, when we were doing the introduction to HIV and AIDS

( groce coraline and hetalia art lmao )
comments open so you can tell me what a douche i am. i know, i know.

so to all the humanity/former humanity kids;

( our class day was spent talking about )
( so you know what he does )

o mr stanton, sometimes i think you just get bored ):
heyy i'm pontius pilate BAM

have you seen this man?
because he is awesome
(also I need to find a sailor outfit. help)