Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

do not be a whore, asher lev.

"Yes, this is [------]. Sorry for the late reply, I was too busy fucking an elephant in front of the Russian mafia and their kgb accomplices. What did you want?
And record it. Maybe you can (eventually) get them to sexually harass you. You're a minor. Hire a lawyer. Sue them. Get rich. Bomb Jasper. Pay for Susan's art."
"Do it, Frank. She has an affinity for Picassoid forms. Make sure your lawyer doesn't put his payos behind his ear."
"DO IT FRANK DO IT
Susan, don't be a whore"

I hate Asher Lev i mean i appreciate the unique and ascetic tone chaim potok uses in his novel - as being the farthest thing from a jewish boy, I can digest and understand his masterfully rendered struggle of an adolescent caught between adherence to creativity and his conscription to god, the religious exploration of humanity, the unabashed defamation and salvation of art and its repercussions and traffic-stopping effects on the modern, global world of communication networks and technological innovations with people who are sheltered, complacent, and have assimilated it all, what is held sacred and what not, the universal expression of pain, suffering, and love found in all religions and how it trickles down to anyone, and how art is destruction how religion is destruction how art is religion and how religion can be art and how they are not exclusive but so readily contradictory.

right. i am not antisemitic.

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

this is an intervention, oh and this is some art

aloha mes amis
my name is suu, and this entry is not f-locked, but i am directing this to my flist anyways, because i substitute your logic for my own.
HAVE SOME ART ): this is the only way i know how to introduce myself. by dumping previous art in one post I'M COOL RECYCLING YEAHHH

onwards, to victory! )
guys, guys, there are two lj cuts but they both lead to the same place. as my ninth grade english teacher would say, this is symbolism
godmamdadmkrit never mind, the lj cut self-corrected itself
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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

does anyone actually read this?

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

i have one word answers because i am a risk taker
did you know joint-company stocks decreased commercial risk in the early modern era

well i didn't

greasy )

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

i love finding out people got a phD in "military history of ancient greece"

it's like, "yup, life wasted"

but who cares, that's what passions are for

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

i prove once again that i cannot draw for shit



untz i love drawing blowjob lips orz

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

bernini is my new david.

We're learning about post-reformation Europe. (Which reformation? The Protestant one - oh, and the catholic counter reformation. why did you capitalize the "p" in protestant and not in the "c" in catholic? are you biased? no, i'm lazy.)

so, obv, mr. stanton unleashes his new joke (perfected all summer), with the usual vomit-inducing effects (much like phenalpthalein, except, it's coming from your mouth).
"If you are ~*baroque, then you ain't got no ~*monet. And if you ain't got ~*monet, then you can't make the ~*van gogh."

HORRIBLE, RIGHT?
but so endearing.

oh, and ms. lopez (our new mr. stanton. i don't care, i hate my life) gave us a david letterman style presentation.
"10 reasons you should be in humanities"
when it got to the end, it was no longer funny, but sordid and pathetic in how much it epitomized my life (4. "Carpal tunnel!"... 8. "I don't have a life and neither do I want one."  9. "I don't care about the GPA at all!" )

i know they say sophomore year is loads better than freshmen year, but fuck that shit - no, it's not.

what am i talking about.

why

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

svhool

i have mrs lopez instead of mr stanton
i guess the only thing cool about this (nothing) is that i didn't have her last year, so i will have time to adjust to her absence of awkward jokes and making jasper not a hell thing going on.

BUT I WILL STILL HATE HAVING TO READ FRESHMEN BOOKS AND TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING NUMBER 7 AND WHY IT'S COOL 

just fuck everything

this journal will never have anything fun to say. ever.

BTW
animefest in dallast, texas
CAN I BORROW A TABLE WITH ANYONE? I'LL PAY YOU BACK + GIVE YOU MERCHANDISE + CUTE THINGS FROM CHINA??

please note me on da. ): (suu-mon.deviantart.com)

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

sigh times a hundred

still rolling in communist china

btw WHO finds it amusing that i have a "america is this a victory" and a "usa is this a victory" tag? I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO DISTINGUISH USAGE BETWEEN THE TWO
BTW THAT WAS RHETORICAL i know no one cares orz
hetalia art bc that is all i draw )
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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

SIGH

from, like, near the end of school;


SIGH this is like two blocks down from where my house was/Rice was. 
SIGHH the kid who did this bragged about it to like virtually everyone. I think we flooded the news' inboxes with, "Holy shit, I know the kid who did this."
SIGGGGGHHHHHH
our school, mang,
so seriously fucked up OTL


Monday, June 29th, 2009

MOVIES FUCK YEAH

 ATTENTION EVERYONE (patricia)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years..._100_Movies_(10th_Anniversary_Edition)


THESE MOVIES?
WE'RE WATCHING ALL OF THEM (I FUCK YOU NOT) ONCE I GET BACK

BEST WAY TO CATHARSE THE FRICK OUT OF JASPER BEFORE TENTH GRADE

HALLLEEE YEAHHHHHH

&LMAO MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME I USE THE TAG LIFE IS NOT THAT BAD

ALSO 
STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR THE ARTS
IT CREATES DICTATORS AND FASCISTS
SOB

IS THIS FREEDOM? I LOBE YOU AMERICA ONE ONEONE BINARY SOLO

ALSO NOTE
if i was ever to get high/drunk, I have already enlisted taylor as my buddy bc we would have the best discussions intoxicated (i mean lmao at our conversations while sane). taylor should get his own tag, like mackenzie.