SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

i prove once again that i cannot draw for shit

2009-11-08T18:00:04Z

untz i love drawing blowjob lips orz

that's the crux of it

2009-10-26T03:35:35Z

we had this 'you're-a-figure-from-the-enlightenment-attending-a-salon-forget-the-anachronism-let's-party' thing in euro that was for quiz grade. needless to say, 60% of what happened was hobbes and locke arguing with each other

hobbes: why are people corrupt?
locke: because society corrupts people. the imposition of society!
hobbes: and where does this corruption come from?
locke: it comes from - uhhhh - ahhh - errrr
hobbes: people, hm?
locke: .... i'm going to piss on your cat, frank.

man, oh man, hgap

2009-10-20T05:08:41Z

"China's Ministry of Public Health estimates that during the first six years of the population-control campaign, nearly 70 million abortions were performed in the country (where abortion was regarded as murder just a generation earlier)."

leave it to a textbook to make you remember how much history has seen and how much you haven't

yeah, i read beatrice, the hgap book, as if rod serling is talking to me.

fuck this

2009-10-04T19:03:45Z

fuck this, man.
the world should end in 2012 in a superstar-rock-an-roll way.
like, fricking zombie viruses or some shit.

that would be cool.
i would enjoy that.

omg wtf this journal is so useless orz

wat the

2009-09-30T01:21:20Z

um what the jesus?

apparently, when it comes to administrative leadership in organizing, directing, inspiring, pisd has failed pretty hard.
apparently, we're worth fifty bucks to pisd?
apparently, some chick ratted out a bunch of druggies (actual confirmation on whether or not they were druggies) for seven hundred bucks?
apparently, everyone hates her?
apparently, this happened at jasper?
apparently, now on thursday, we're protesting with red?

man, i have the worst timing ever when it comes to being sick.

YUP, STILL THE SECOND BEST PLACE TO HAVE A CHILDHOOD, GUYS. YUP.

[09:09] Planoneck: some girl at jasper ratted out these druggies
[09:09] Planoneck: her last name is RED**********************
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: ........
[09:09] Planoneck: and people are wearing red
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: dude that would be like i ratted out some druggies
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: and everyone wore a trash bin on their head to school the next day
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: that's not fun ):
[09:10] Planoneck: it's to express their disapproval of her
[09:10] Planoneck: which makes no fucking sense

[09:22] eggyzactly: oh
[09:22] eggyzactly: someone got
[09:22] eggyzactly: sent to utah
[09:23] eggyzactly: cause of that
[09:23] eggyzactly: for rehab

the answer is god

2009-09-29T00:46:26Z

Stanton discussing Whitten's Flowchart of Wonder: "Biology and Chemistry would've been easy in the Middle Ages. All the answers would be God."

THIS IS FUNNY BC WE ACTUALLY LEARNED ABOUT ALCHEMY IN CHEMISTRY YESTERDAY.
i know: what.

taylor likes the dutch

2009-09-25T00:27:45Z

european history

"tomorrow, we'll learn about the dutch golden age."
"YES"
"....."
"i like the dutch"

wat else

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

we learned about epicurisusdjsdjsdfggf in chemistry, today.
plano isd, you are super

democracy

2009-09-12T00:52:32Z

we had stuco rep elections today.
let me tell you what happened.

morgan gets up. no one cares.

chris gets up.
"uh, morgan's a girl, and louis's a racist. VOTE FOR ME." he sits down.

LOL LOUIS IS FRENCH OBV HE IS RACIST

louis gets up. "vote for me, because i am not racist, and will represent the jasper football team."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

louis won.
i hate our school.

I AM SO HAPPY

2009-08-29T20:09:33Z

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD

SO THEIR LUCE WAS "PRACTICALLY STOLEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF MILTON'S PARADISE LOST"

AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE PARADISE LOST.
i
i i love it so much. it i it hurts so much i can't WAIT DFDFD D

PARADISE LOST. DFSGDFGDFG

PARADISE LOST DFDDDDDDDFFFF GGGG

unf unf unf if they use dore art. that is one sexy motherfucker UNF.

bernini is my new david.

2009-08-27T22:16:00Z

We're learning about post-reformation Europe. (Which reformation? The Protestant one - oh, and the catholic counter reformation. why did you capitalize the "p" in protestant and not in the "c" in catholic? are you biased? no, i'm lazy.)

so, obv, mr. stanton unleashes his new joke (perfected all summer), with the usual vomit-inducing effects (much like phenalpthalein, except, it's coming from your mouth).
"If you are ~*baroque, then you ain't got no ~*monet. And if you ain't got ~*monet, then you can't make the ~*van gogh."

HORRIBLE, RIGHT?
but so endearing.

oh, and ms. lopez (our new mr. stanton. i don't care, i hate my life) gave us a david letterman style presentation.
"10 reasons you should be in humanities"
when it got to the end, it was no longer funny, but sordid and pathetic in how much it epitomized my life (4. "Carpal tunnel!"... 8. "I don't have a life and neither do I want one." 9. "I don't care about the GPA at all!" )

i know they say sophomore year is loads better than freshmen year, but fuck that shit - no, it's not.

what am i talking about.

why

svhool

2009-08-15T13:59:52Z

i have mrs lopez instead of mr stanton
i guess the only thing cool about this (nothing) is that i didn't have her last year, so i will have time to adjust to her absence of awkward jokes and making jasper not a hell thing going on.

BUT I WILL STILL HATE HAVING TO READ FRESHMEN BOOKS AND TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING NUMBER 7 AND WHY IT'S COOL

just fuck everything

this journal will never have anything fun to say. ever.

BTW
animefest in dallast, texas
CAN I BORROW A TABLE WITH ANYONE? I'LL PAY YOU BACK + GIVE YOU MERCHANDISE + CUTE THINGS FROM CHINA??

please note me on da. ): (suu-mon.deviantart.com)

HAHAHA THIS WAS ON CHINESE NEWS

2009-08-03T05:21:47Z

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/3711545.html#cutid1

this one's for you, bbbbbbbbbbb
ontd_p is like my home

.................................................... lol

2009-08-03T03:33:11Z

UHHHHHHHHHH
i'm on the waiting list for a table at animefest 2009
SOMEONE drop out or i need to find someone to share with
but bc no one will want to share with me
SOMEONE DROP OUT SOB orz

on the other hand
my textbook describes the fall of the ottoman empire as "the sick man of europe is put out of his misery"
is this uh
um
ok

europe has more orphans

2009-07-26T10:46:33Z

01:59] Planoneck: so when are you coming home?
[02:00] Planoneck: to the fatherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: ...
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: usa is not the fatherland
[02:00] Planoneck: then what is it?
[02:00] Planoneck: certainly not the motherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: germany
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: russia is the motherland
[02:00] Planoneck: i know that
[02:00] Planoneck: but the us needs a cool nickname too
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: the us is like
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: .........................................
[02:01] Planoneck: land of opportunity
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: the little dog on the chain that barks at everyone
[02:01] Planoneck: neither of those is catchy enough
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: but sentiment towards it is beginning to change now that the dog is a big golden retriever named obama
[02:02] Planoneck: i thought he was a portuguese water dog
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: LMAO!
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: NO
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: GOLDREN RETRIEVER SAYS UP
[02:02] Planoneck: SQUIRREL
[02:03] Planoneck: that's like the only thing i know from the movie
[02:04] Planoneck: if i don't get to see up this week i'm going to be angry
[02:04] Bloo Nachos: GO GO GO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: for the sake of mankind
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: GOOO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: WATCH IT
[02:06] Planoneck: i don't even know if they're still showing it
[02:07] Bloo Nachos: ...... SO WAT
[02:07] Planoneck: maybe at the dollar theater
[02:08] Planoneck: they show the movies after everyone else shows them
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: yup
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: they're like
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: retarded children
[02:08] Planoneck: lol
[02:08] Planoneck: but they're cheap
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: ..
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: likewhores
[02:09] Planoneck: retarded whores?
[02:09] Bloo Nachos: oh, that is a sad disposition
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: their pimps are probably all like madoff
[02:10] Planoneck: i think we've just captured the essence of american mediocrity
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: ...retarded.. whores?
[02:10] Planoneck: yeah
[02:11] Planoneck: unless you have something better
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: ..orphan tears?
[02:11] Planoneck: no, that's not mediocre, that's just sad
[02:11] Planoneck: and not unique to america
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: it tastes like triumph to me
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: def not
[02:11] Planoneck: europe has more orphans
[02:12] Bloo Nachos: europe has more sex
[02:13] Planoneck: as if it weren't disease-ridden enough
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: venereal diseases~*
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: like palin
[02:14] Planoneck: what
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: wat
[02:14] Planoneck: palin is a disease?
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: um obv it is not like a benefit
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: is it
[02:14] Planoneck: whatever it is, it's harmless now
[02:15] Planoneck: because it stepped down as governor
[02:15] Planoneck: although it may run for president in 2012
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: OH
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: so it's like
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: a benevolent tumor

sigh times a hundred

2009-07-26T10:39:13Z

still rolling in communist china

btw WHO finds it amusing that i have a "america is this a victory" and a "usa is this a victory" tag? I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO DISTINGUISH USAGE BETWEEN THE TWO
BTW THAT WAS RHETORICAL i know no one cares orz

although now i am incredibly homesick. i miss:

1) cheese
i haven't had it in forever
CHEESE or MILK fuck i just need some lactose related byproduct from bovines that does not consist of like body meat

2) pizza
v. v. american
if you ignore the northern italian origin

3) internet/youtube
DUH

4) (american) english
all i have is like this textbook and a tale of two cities
the textbook treats me as if i were an incompetent student cramming for the ap exam with a deep humanistic bosom
no, seriously, that's what it says
and dickens just makes me uncomfortable
I I NEED SOME NORMAL ENGLISH dear god i am so grateful that i didn't bring macbeth

5) tv
shit son, what happened in this season of monk
or has it even began yet? .. begun? BEGAN? BEGUN? FUCK, MY ENGLISH
W/E I WOULDN'T KNOW BC I HAVE NO TV

HAHAHAHAH I CAN'T DRAW ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA fuck

uh i think this was a while after i watched moulin rouge

bottom was based on a conversation between my dad and me
china nationalism. he, he, like epitomizes it

sarkoze EEEEEｅｅｅｅｅ

2009-07-11T08:02:39Z

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=14434947

obv i cannot survive after three days absence of internet hahaahah sad
w/e i found this on yahoo!news and laughed my ass off

yahoo news lol
NOT　ｎｅｗｓ　ａｔ　ａｌｌ
ｏｏｐｓ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｇｏｅｓ　ｃｈｉｎｅｓｅ　ｆｏｎｔ　ａｇａｉｎ

grr at lack of english news
i don't understand chinese well enough sob

edit;
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3635779
AHAHAHAHHAHA need to go to russia now

sob

2009-07-04T04:04:25Z

no wonder mr stanton is OLD and SENILE
if his childhood was watchmen
i watched the fucking movie and fell asleep and had the worst fucking dream ever holy shit it was so MESSED UP
like my childhood was csi at least it gave me HOPE you know

AND I AM A GOOD AMERICAN (I CELEBRATE IT FIRST WOO HEMISPHERE!)
HAPPY BIRth sigh i can't type DAY USA!
FUCK YOU GBR
and i need to find an american shirt GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE AN AMERICAN SHIRT

BTW BTW:
the owl mang was raoul from poto
it took me forever to figure it out
but i was like "OMG RAOUL BBBBBBBB"

[12:07] Planoneck: to celebrate america's birthday, i'm going to eat meat
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: you patriot you
[12:08] Planoneck: because that's the american way
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: i wish i had an american shirt to masquerade my americanness
[12:09] Planoneck: wear a canada shirt
[12:09] Planoneck: piss americans off
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: lmao i have an england bag
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: HAHAHA
[12:09] Planoneck: that'll work

SIGH

2009-06-30T05:32:57Z

from, like, near the end of school;

SIGH this is like two blocks down from where my house was/Rice was.
SIGHH the kid who did this bragged about it to like virtually everyone. I think we flooded the news' inboxes with, "Holy shit, I know the kid who did this."
SIGGGGGHHHHHH
our school, mang,
so seriously fucked up OTL

MOVIES FUCK YEAH

2009-06-29T16:34:56Z

ATTENTION EVERYONE (patricia)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years..._100_Movies_(10th_Anniversary_Edition)

THESE MOVIES?
WE'RE WATCHING ALL OF THEM (I FUCK YOU NOT) ONCE I GET BACK

BEST WAY TO CATHARSE THE FRICK OUT OF JASPER BEFORE TENTH GRADE

HALLLEEE YEAHHHHHH

&LMAO MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME I USE THE TAG LIFE IS NOT THAT BAD

ALSO
STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR THE ARTS
IT CREATES DICTATORS AND FASCISTS
SOB

IS THIS FREEDOM? I LOBE YOU AMERICA ONE ONEONE BINARY SOLO

ALSO NOTE
if i was ever to get high/drunk, I have already enlisted taylor as my buddy bc we would have the best discussions intoxicated (i mean lmao at our conversations while sane). taylor should get his own tag, like mackenzie.

long live the king

2009-06-26T03:52:50Z

SO UH.
THIS PRETTY MUCH TOPS THE LIST OF THE WORST PREDICAMENT TO BE WOKEN UP TO.
"SUSAN. MICHAEL JACKSON DIED IN LA."

my mind wasn't even AWAKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sob

Iran.

2009-06-21T18:09:25Z

I have so much respect to the world's reaction to the protests in Iran.
The internet floors me with its capabilties.

And damn, this is the best 100th entry I could ever wish to have.

susan, i'm going to kill you

2009-06-18T11:50:42Z

Back when we were going over the effects of the cultural/intellectual/ideological/artistic renaissance (oh, sorry, the Renaissance) in Italy on northern Europe, I remember reading about how France toned down its architecture from the overindulgent style of Gothic architecture (details, details, details everywhere) to incorporate classical accessories (corinthian columns go here), whereas stanton mentioned in class about how France was just style-style-style-details flapping brazenly in the wind
and
we went from there
to discussing how France set itself up for the revolution

I
OUR CLASS IS (JASPER IS NOT YOUR REALITY NOW) WAS SO FULL OF DIGRESSIONS
oh god orz we never finished the germany/italy/et al powerpoint from the middle ages because we were telling sloth jokes

idk why am i reminiscing
because i don't want to review this textbook and my notes

Spanish Inquisition.
YEAH LAME I'VE PRETTY MUCH WHORED THIS PICTURE K IGNORE ME

naww guys
I just wanted to draw shirtless egypt
i like how it looks like bb greece is throwing up sunshine

i i listen to disney music while drawing het fanart orz

hahaha i love doing doodles 8U
comment with a doodle request hahaha? * U *
I'D PREFER HETALIA BC I AM IN LIKE NO FANDOMS ORZ

guys i had the craziest dreams last night

2009-06-17T03:28:54Z

so if you know me, you know that most of my dreams consist of people trying to kill me.
this one was no different
some dude in a bank robbery shot me
BUT

THEN my dream ended with obama and michelle driving me to aspen

LOL WTF DO MY DREAMS MEAN ORZ

well

2009-06-05T05:15:25Z

Uh, trust me. I have friends that said in other schools, outside of Plano, they actually got to concentrate on learning the material instead of taking test after test.

Face it, Jasper just doesn't suck, PISD really does.

I mean honestly, I hate the school, and will never miss it.
The administration (cept for Grant Johnson's mom the registrar she rocks) is so bad. The principals bully, they just care about enforcing petty rules that are unimportant, and the counselours prevent me from taking APs.

What kind of school forces my friend to take an exam he should be exempt for just because he had to go to his grandmother/grandfather (yes both of them at the same time)'s funeral in China for 4 days? I mean really, is that a good school Taylor?

The teachers are not understanding. They only take their class into importance. Even my best friends who plan amazingly, still have late nights because teachers fail to give warnings in advance.

The GPA whoring is insane. It's gotten to the point where we define other people's intelligence by a number. It's so unnecessary, schools in New England that consistently outperform us have adopted better strategies.
Honestly, if it weren't for the friends I made, Jasper would have sucked.
Then again, it seems as every year passes, there seem to be more and more GPA whores.

That's okay, you guys might be able to calculate differential equations in your head, but you'll never be able to slow dance. Or to go mountain climbing. Or get a decent job, because you're going to just be a run of the mill doctor, or in a cubicle.

Plano, Jasper, it just sucks away the life from people. School shouldn't be the focal point of our existence. It should be a supplement.

As my good friend Dr. Lirot says, "I'm smarter than a number. What I do, shouldn't just be assigned a numerical value based on it's intrinsic worth. Because all in all, that's just communist; dividing everything up based on numbers, and failing to take into account human factors."

But school's a socialist institution anyways.

hell, if viggy agrees with me.
on a completely unrelated note:

obama - "assalamu alaikum" FUCK YOU I LEARNED THAT FROM OZ
by you, i mean everyone who had to google that.

donatello, michelangelo, raphael

2009-05-07T22:22:58Z

so michelangelo painted the sistine chapel
head craned, back arched, butt out, stomach belliose (That a word? I don't know. It surrounded appropriate.)

mr stanton told us to get a notecard, tape it under the desk, and draw on it.

he told us he was not responsible for the gross things we encountered.

i think i saw enough gum, boogers, and idk what the hale shit to satisfy me for life

SERIOUSLY

OH
and our current event is about obama's addressing of gays

hahahahah ohhhh mr stanton, I love this article.