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[04 Jul 2009|12:02pm] |
no wonder mr stanton is OLD and SENILE
if his childhood was watchmen
i watched the fucking movie and fell asleep and had the worst fucking dream ever holy shit it was so MESSED UP
like my childhood was csi at least it gave me HOPE you know
AND I AM A GOOD AMERICAN (I CELEBRATE IT FIRST WOO HEMISPHERE!)
HAPPY BIRth sigh i can't type DAY USA!
FUCK YOU GBR
and i need to find an american shirt GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE AN AMERICAN SHIRT
BTW BTW:
the owl mang was raoul from poto
it took me forever to figure it out
but i was like "OMG RAOUL BBBBBBBB"
[12:07] Planoneck: to celebrate america's birthday, i'm going to eat meat
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: you patriot you
[12:08] Planoneck: because that's the american way
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: i wish i had an american shirt to masquerade my americanness
[12:09] Planoneck: wear a canada shirt
[12:09] Planoneck: piss americans off
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: lmao i have an england bag
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: HAHAHA
[12:09] Planoneck: that'll work
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| SIGH |
[30 Jun 2009|12:27am] |
from, like, near the end of school;
SIGH this is like two blocks down from where my house was/Rice was.
SIGHH the kid who did this bragged about it to like virtually everyone. I think we flooded the news' inboxes with, "Holy shit, I know the kid who did this."
SIGGGGGHHHHHH
our school, mang,
so seriously fucked up OTL
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| MOVIES FUCK YEAH |
[29 Jun 2009|11:29am] |
ATTENTION EVERYONE (patricia)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years..._100_Movies_(10th_Anniversary_Edition)
THESE MOVIES?
WE'RE WATCHING ALL OF THEM (I FUCK YOU NOT) ONCE I GET BACK
BEST WAY TO CATHARSE THE FRICK OUT OF JASPER BEFORE TENTH GRADE
HALLLEEE YEAHHHHHH
&LMAO MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME I USE THE TAG LIFE IS NOT THAT BAD
ALSO
STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR THE ARTS
IT CREATES DICTATORS AND FASCISTS
SOB
IS THIS FREEDOM? I LOBE YOU AMERICA ONE ONEONE BINARY SOLO
ALSO NOTE
if i was ever to get high/drunk, I have already enlisted taylor as my buddy bc we would have the best discussions intoxicated (i mean lmao at our conversations while sane). taylor should get his own tag, like mackenzie.
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| long live the king |
[26 Jun 2009|11:50am] |
SO UH.
THIS PRETTY MUCH TOPS THE LIST OF THE WORST PREDICAMENT TO BE WOKEN UP TO.
"SUSAN. MICHAEL JACKSON DIED IN LA."
my mind wasn't even AWAKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sob
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| Iran. |
[21 Jun 2009|11:07am] |
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I have so much respect to the world's reaction to the protests in Iran.
The internet floors me with its capabilties.
And damn, this is the best 100th entry I could ever wish to have.
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| susan, i'm going to kill you |
[18 Jun 2009|07:37pm] |
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Back when we were going over the effects of the cultural/intellectual/ideological/artistic renaissance (oh, sorry, the Renaissance) in Italy on northern Europe, I remember reading about how France toned down its architecture from the overindulgent style of Gothic architecture (details, details, details everywhere) to incorporate classical accessories (corinthian columns go here), whereas stanton mentioned in class about how France was just style-style-style-details flapping brazenly in the wind
and
we went from there
to discussing how France set itself up for the revolution
I
OUR CLASS IS (JASPER IS NOT YOUR REALITY NOW) WAS SO FULL OF DIGRESSIONS
oh god orz we never finished the germany/italy/et al powerpoint from the middle ages because we were telling sloth jokes
idk why am i reminiscing
because i don't want to review this textbook and my notes
( hetalia art orz )
hahaha i love doing doodles 8U
comment with a doodle request hahaha? * U *
I'D PREFER HETALIA BC I AM IN LIKE NO FANDOMS ORZ
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| guys i had the craziest dreams last night |
[17 Jun 2009|11:26am] |
so if you know me, you know that most of my dreams consist of people trying to kill me.
this one was no different
some dude in a bank robbery shot me
BUT
THEN my dream ended with obama and michelle driving me to aspen
LOL WTF DO MY DREAMS MEAN ORZ
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| well |
[05 Jun 2009|12:14am] |
Uh, trust me. I have friends that said in other schools, outside of Plano, they actually got to concentrate on learning the material instead of taking test after test.
Face it, Jasper just doesn't suck, PISD really does.
I mean honestly, I hate the school, and will never miss it.
The administration (cept for Grant Johnson's mom the registrar she rocks) is so bad. The principals bully, they just care about enforcing petty rules that are unimportant, and the counselours prevent me from taking APs.
What kind of school forces my friend to take an exam he should be exempt for just because he had to go to his grandmother/grandfather (yes both of them at the same time)'s funeral in China for 4 days? I mean really, is that a good school Taylor?
The teachers are not understanding. They only take their class into importance. Even my best friends who plan amazingly, still have late nights because teachers fail to give warnings in advance.
The GPA whoring is insane. It's gotten to the point where we define other people's intelligence by a number. It's so unnecessary, schools in New England that consistently outperform us have adopted better strategies.
Honestly, if it weren't for the friends I made, Jasper would have sucked.
Then again, it seems as every year passes, there seem to be more and more GPA whores.
That's okay, you guys might be able to calculate differential equations in your head, but you'll never be able to slow dance. Or to go mountain climbing. Or get a decent job, because you're going to just be a run of the mill doctor, or in a cubicle.
Plano, Jasper, it just sucks away the life from people. School shouldn't be the focal point of our existence. It should be a supplement.
As my good friend Dr. Lirot says, "I'm smarter than a number. What I do, shouldn't just be assigned a numerical value based on it's intrinsic worth. Because all in all, that's just communist; dividing everything up based on numbers, and failing to take into account human factors."
But school's a socialist institution anyways.
hell, if viggy agrees with me.
on a completely unrelated note:
obama - "assalamu alaikum" FUCK YOU I LEARNED THAT FROM OZ
by you, i mean everyone who had to google that.
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| donatello, michelangelo, raphael |
[07 May 2009|05:12pm] |
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so michelangelo painted the sistine chapel
head craned, back arched, butt out, stomach belliose (That a word? I don't know. It surrounded appropriate.)
mr stanton told us to get a notecard, tape it under the desk, and draw on it.
he told us he was not responsible for the gross things we encountered.
i think i saw enough gum, boogers, and idk what the hale shit to satisfy me for life
SERIOUSLY
OH
and our current event is about obama's addressing of gays
hahahahah ohhhh mr stanton, I love this article.
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| i'm just eating up your flist aren't i it's ok to come kill me now orz |
[24 Apr 2009|10:17pm] |
[22:14] Caroline: yeah he was like
[22:14] Caroline: jesus actually looks
[22:14] Caroline: like a baby
[22:14] Caroline: its like dawwwwww son of goddddd
[22:14] DR SUUS: LOL
[22:14] DR SUUS: AHNAHHAHAHAHAHA
[22:14] Caroline: and then we were like
[22:14] Caroline: ... LOLOLOL WHAT HAAHAH
[22:14] Caroline: and he was like SORRY ITS BEEN A LONG DAY
[22:14] Caroline: and he went on to say youuu savior of humankind youuu
[22:14] Caroline: hahaha
[22:15] DR SUUS: orz mr stanton
[22:15] DR SUUS: don't let him around your children
[22:15] Caroline: hahaha
[22:15] DR SUUS: did he do it one of those 'wook at da widdle babee' voices?
[22:16] Caroline: he carries his daughters lunch boxes
[22:16] Caroline: Yeah
[22:16] Caroline: LOL
[22:16] DR SUUS: ugh
[22:16] DR SUUS: creepy
[22:16] Caroline: funny
[22:16] DR SUUS: very very
[22:16] Caroline: probably was one helluva long day
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| this is america |
[24 Apr 2009|09:04pm] |
[21:01] DR SUUS: i searched up london
[21:01] DR SUUS: and the first picture i got was a condom
[21:01] DR SUUS: ummmmmm ok
[21:01] Caroline: LOL
[21:01] Caroline: oh
[21:01] Caroline: mrs darden called eraser
[21:01] Caroline: a rubber
[21:01] Caroline: the other day
[21:01] DR SUUS: BRITISH
[21:01] DR SUUS: BRITISH
[21:01] DR SUUS: i knew it
[21:01] DR SUUS: i knew she and whitten
[21:01] DR SUUS: were secretly
[21:01] DR SUUS: british
[21:01] Caroline: LOL
[21:01] DR SUUS: ok, miss whitten is more flauntingly british but
Caroline says (9:02 PM):
"Pick my rubber up off the ground"
"...wut.. condom?"
"..... If your type of condom looks like that then i'm scared for you"
they should be bffs. they have so many things in common. first of all, they both view stanton and mumford as immature frat boys.
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| 4 20 |
[20 Apr 2009|06:02pm] |
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Hitler's birthday
Columbine shooting
Pot Day
Earth Week
i hope you're happy, world.
lmao feel free to call her if you need help on prismas, actually
doodled while during prisma workshop at vase. yay for random application of colors
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| VASE 2009 + me being stupid |
[19 Apr 2009|01:32am] |
I have such a horrible temperament. honestly, i should never have kids.
photos from an art competition, that really tested my patience plus stunning artwork, too! updates on it later, but no one gives a shit ehh
honestly, like, i saw some of the most spectacular artwork, like, oh my god, it made me feel so horrible and inspired, and more on my gross no-one cares feelings lmao
anyways, it started Friday at 12:30 PM, and I came home at 12:15 AM Sunday.
holy fuck, i know right? I watched wall-e, the incredible hulk, iron man, charlie and the chocolate factory, the mummy III (crazy chinese olympics exploitation shit), and the dark knight on the charter bus, ate way too much food, and had like 71 bucks from the contest lmao
( ART ART ART )
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| UGHHHHHHHHH i am sorry for being a waste of sperm |
[12 Apr 2009|02:32am] |
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I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOUR FLIST HUGE
actually probably only like two of you have me on your flist
so um
dsfdsf
in humanities, when we were discussing the Rise of National Monarchies errr or it could have been the Crusades
i really don't remember anymore orz
in bio, when we were doing the introduction to HIV and AIDS
( groce coraline and hetalia art lmao )
comments open so you can tell me what a douche i am. i know, i know.
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| read |
[10 Apr 2009|09:36am] |
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( sixteen books )
I'm currently reading (with the meager scraps of time I do have) Good Omens.
I don't know how i feel about neil gaimen. i know he's, like, the jesus of young adult fiction or whatever, but
errr
anyways, open for suggestions. (:
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| theological disputations, here i come |
[02 Apr 2009|12:25am] |
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We can better appreciate the density and complexity of Dante's symbolism by looking at a single example. Our common image of Satan is that of a sly tempter (in popular art he is often in formal dress whispering blandishments in a willing ear with just a whiff of sulphur about him) after the manner of Milton's proud, perversely tragic, heroic Satan in Paradise Lost. For Dante, Satan is a huge, stupid beast, frozen in a lake of ice in the pit of hell. He beats six batlike wings (a demonic leftover from his angelic existence; ...
Beyond that, the whole complex of Satan is heavily weight with symbolic significance. Satan lies in frozen darkness at a point in the universe farthest fom the warmth and light of God. He is the fallen angel of light (Lucifer means "light-bearer"), now encased in a pit in the center of the earth excavated by the force of his own fall from heaven. Satan is immobile, compared to God, who is the mover of all things in the universe. He is totally inarticulate and stupid because he represents, par excellence, all of the souls of hell who have lost what Dante calls "the good of intellect." Satan, and all the souls in hell, will remain totally unfulfilled as created rational beings because they are cut off from the final source of rational understanding and fulfillment: God. Intellectual estrangment from God is for Dante, as it was for Thomas Aquinas, the essence of damnation. This estrangment is most evident in the case of Satan, who symbolizes in his very being the loss of rationality and all that derives from that fact.
i loved reading dante's divine comedy
i loved paradise lost
i love theology
i love THIS
this is GREAT
THIS TEXTBOOK NEEDS TO COME ALIVE AND BE MY BEST FRIEND KIND OF LIKE HARRY POTTER, EXCEPT NOT, BECAUSE I THINK THE BOOK WAS VOLDEMORT AND THEN HE TRIED TO KILL HARRY. OR SUMMON SOME GIGANTIC SNAKE WHICH WOULD HAVE INEVITABLY PROLIFERATED THE CIRCUMSTANCES, SCHISMS, HEIGHTENED STRATIFICATIONS, AND UNSTABLE SOCIOPOLITICAL CONDITIONS NEEDED IN A HYPOTHETICAL WIZARDING EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION TO KILL HIM.
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| what care i what curious eye doth quote deformities |
[19 Mar 2009|05:57pm] |
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I GIVE UP
I'm never going to finish this ANY ART. i wish i had more time.
or that i could go back in time. 8th grade was so much less threatening. and easy LOL. i actually had time to care about friends and emotions back then.
w-w-w-why do i even bother.
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| good job dallas |
[04 Mar 2009|06:26pm] |
HAHAHAH DISD, YOU'RE GR8 i want to be like you when i grow up
ok i will go back to working on my illuminated manuscript j _______________ j
and ok why was today like pop quiz check in every class
like, NO MISS HENVEY, benvolio and romeo's ~*relationship is not something i want to write 30 pages about
h-h-h-h-he's cool ok
actually i'm pretty proud of myself for not writing margin comments like "lame" throughout the book
miss henvey is my hero lmao?!
and miss zellner gave mr stanton a banana he was like, "why am i not the least bit surprised"
shit son, she's losing her marbles, and this school is going NUTS
ww-w-w-we've lost it
like flat out lost it
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| OSCAR YES |
[22 Feb 2009|09:04pm] |
spielzeugland, grisen, and auf der strecke
NEED TO SEE THESE
love the OSCARS
so nostalgic so beautiful so full of YES
GOD I LOVE IT GO HEATH GO
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