| that's the crux of it |
[25 Oct 2009|10:32pm] |
we had this 'you're-a-figure-from-the-enlightenment-attending-a-salon-forget-the-anachronism-let's-party' thing in euro that was for quiz grade. needless to say, 60% of what happened was hobbes and locke arguing with each other
hobbes: why are people corrupt?
locke: because society corrupts people. the imposition of society!
hobbes: and where does this corruption come from?
locke: it comes from - uhhhh - ahhh - errrr
hobbes: people, hm?
locke: .... i'm going to piss on your cat, frank.
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| man, oh man, hgap |
[20 Oct 2009|12:05am] |
"China's Ministry of Public Health estimates that during the first six years of the population-control campaign, nearly 70 million abortions were performed in the country (where abortion was regarded as murder just a generation earlier)."
leave it to a textbook to make you remember how much history has seen and how much you haven't
yeah, i read beatrice, the hgap book, as if rod serling is talking to me.
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| fuck this |
[05 Oct 2009|02:00pm] |
fuck this, man.
the world should end in 2012 in a superstar-rock-an-roll way.
like, fricking zombie viruses or some shit.
that would be cool.
i would enjoy that.
omg wtf this journal is so useless orz
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| wat the |
[30 Sep 2009|09:17am] |
um what the jesus?
apparently, when it comes to administrative leadership in organizing, directing, inspiring, pisd has failed pretty hard.
apparently, we're worth fifty bucks to pisd?
apparently, some chick ratted out a bunch of druggies (actual confirmation on whether or not they were druggies) for seven hundred bucks?
apparently, everyone hates her?
apparently, this happened at jasper?
apparently, now on thursday, we're protesting with red?
man, i have the worst timing ever when it comes to being sick.
YUP, STILL THE SECOND BEST PLACE TO HAVE A CHILDHOOD, GUYS. YUP.
[09:09] Planoneck: some girl at jasper ratted out these druggies
[09:09] Planoneck: her last name is RED**********************
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: ........
[09:09] Planoneck: and people are wearing red
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: dude that would be like i ratted out some druggies
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: and everyone wore a trash bin on their head to school the next day
[09:09] Bloo Nachos: that's not fun ):
[09:10] Planoneck: it's to express their disapproval of her
[09:10] Planoneck: which makes no fucking sense
[09:22] eggyzactly: oh
[09:22] eggyzactly: someone got
[09:22] eggyzactly: sent to utah
[09:23] eggyzactly: cause of that
[09:23] eggyzactly: for rehab
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| the answer is god |
[28 Sep 2009|07:44pm] |
Stanton discussing Whitten's Flowchart of Wonder: "Biology and Chemistry would've been easy in the Middle Ages. All the answers would be God."THIS IS FUNNY BC WE ACTUALLY LEARNED ABOUT ALCHEMY IN CHEMISTRY YESTERDAY.
i know: what.
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| taylor likes the dutch |
[24 Sep 2009|07:25pm] |
european history
"tomorrow, we'll learn about the dutch golden age."
"YES"
"....."
"i like the dutch"
wat else
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
we learned about epicurisusdjsdjsdfggf in chemistry, today.
plano isd, you are super
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| democracy |
[12 Sep 2009|07:36am] |
we had stuco rep elections today.
let me tell you what happened.
morgan gets up. no one cares.
chris gets up.
"uh, morgan's a girl, and louis's a racist. VOTE FOR ME." he sits down.
LOL LOUIS IS FRENCH OBV HE IS RACIST
louis gets up. "vote for me, because i am not racist, and will represent the jasper football team."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
louis won.
i hate our school.
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| I AM SO HAPPY |
[29 Aug 2009|03:06pm] |
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD
SO THEIR LUCE WAS "PRACTICALLY STOLEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF MILTON'S PARADISE LOST"
AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE PARADISE LOST.
i
i i love it so much. it i it hurts so much i can't WAIT DFDFD D
PARADISE LOST. DFSGDFGDFG
PARADISE LOST DFDDDDDDDFFFF GGGG
unf unf unf if they use dore art. that is one sexy motherfucker UNF.
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| bernini is my new david. |
[27 Aug 2009|05:09pm] |
We're learning about post-reformation Europe. (Which reformation? The Protestant one - oh, and the catholic counter reformation. why did you capitalize the "p" in protestant and not in the "c" in catholic? are you biased? no, i'm lazy.)
so, obv, mr. stanton unleashes his new joke (perfected all summer), with the usual vomit-inducing effects (much like phenalpthalein, except, it's coming from your mouth).
"If you are ~*baroque, then you ain't got no ~*monet. And if you ain't got ~*monet, then you can't make the ~*van gogh."
HORRIBLE, RIGHT?
but so endearing.
oh, and ms. lopez (our new mr. stanton. i don't care, i hate my life) gave us a david letterman style presentation.
"10 reasons you should be in humanities"
when it got to the end, it was no longer funny, but sordid and pathetic in how much it epitomized my life (4. "Carpal tunnel!"... 8. "I don't have a life and neither do I want one." 9. "I don't care about the GPA at all!" )
i know they say sophomore year is loads better than freshmen year, but fuck that shit - no, it's not.
what am i talking about.
why
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| svhool |
[15 Aug 2009|08:42am] |
i have mrs lopez instead of mr stanton
i guess the only thing cool about this (nothing) is that i didn't have her last year, so i will have time to adjust to her absence of awkward jokes and making jasper not a hell thing going on.
BUT I WILL STILL HATE HAVING TO READ FRESHMEN BOOKS AND TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING NUMBER 7 AND WHY IT'S COOL
just fuck everything
this journal will never have anything fun to say. ever.
BTW
animefest in dallast, texas
CAN I BORROW A TABLE WITH ANYONE? I'LL PAY YOU BACK + GIVE YOU MERCHANDISE + CUTE THINGS FROM CHINA??
please note me on da. ): (suu-mon.deviantart.com)
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| .................................................... lol |
[02 Aug 2009|10:29pm] |
UHHHHHHHHHH
i'm on the waiting list for a table at animefest 2009
SOMEONE drop out or i need to find someone to share with
but bc no one will want to share with me
SOMEONE DROP OUT SOB orz
on the other hand
my textbook describes the fall of the ottoman empire as "the sick man of europe is put out of his misery"
is this uh
um
ok
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| europe has more orphans |
[26 Jul 2009|05:43am] |
01:59] Planoneck: so when are you coming home?
[02:00] Planoneck: to the fatherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: ...
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: usa is not the fatherland
[02:00] Planoneck: then what is it?
[02:00] Planoneck: certainly not the motherland
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: germany
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: russia is the motherland
[02:00] Planoneck: i know that
[02:00] Planoneck: but the us needs a cool nickname too
[02:00] Bloo Nachos: the us is like
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: .........................................
[02:01] Planoneck: land of opportunity
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: the little dog on the chain that barks at everyone
[02:01] Planoneck: neither of those is catchy enough
[02:01] Bloo Nachos: but sentiment towards it is beginning to change now that the dog is a big golden retriever named obama
[02:02] Planoneck: i thought he was a portuguese water dog
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: LMAO!
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: NO
[02:02] Bloo Nachos: GOLDREN RETRIEVER SAYS UP
[02:02] Planoneck: SQUIRREL
[02:03] Planoneck: that's like the only thing i know from the movie
[02:04] Planoneck: if i don't get to see up this week i'm going to be angry
[02:04] Bloo Nachos: GO GO GO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: for the sake of mankind
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: GOOO
[02:05] Bloo Nachos: WATCH IT
[02:06] Planoneck: i don't even know if they're still showing it
[02:07] Bloo Nachos: ...... SO WAT
[02:07] Planoneck: maybe at the dollar theater
[02:08] Planoneck: they show the movies after everyone else shows them
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: yup
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: they're like
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: retarded children
[02:08] Planoneck: lol
[02:08] Planoneck: but they're cheap
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: ..
[02:08] Bloo Nachos: likewhores
[02:09] Planoneck: retarded whores?
[02:09] Bloo Nachos: oh, that is a sad disposition
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: their pimps are probably all like madoff
[02:10] Planoneck: i think we've just captured the essence of american mediocrity
[02:10] Bloo Nachos: ...retarded.. whores?
[02:10] Planoneck: yeah
[02:11] Planoneck: unless you have something better
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: ..orphan tears?
[02:11] Planoneck: no, that's not mediocre, that's just sad
[02:11] Planoneck: and not unique to america
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: it tastes like triumph to me
[02:11] Bloo Nachos: def not
[02:11] Planoneck: europe has more orphans
[02:12] Bloo Nachos: europe has more sex
[02:13] Planoneck: as if it weren't disease-ridden enough
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: venereal diseases~*
[02:13] Bloo Nachos: like palin
[02:14] Planoneck: what
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: wat
[02:14] Planoneck: palin is a disease?
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: um obv it is not like a benefit
[02:14] Bloo Nachos: is it
[02:14] Planoneck: whatever it is, it's harmless now
[02:15] Planoneck: because it stepped down as governor
[02:15] Planoneck: although it may run for president in 2012
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: OH
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: so it's like
[02:16] Bloo Nachos: a benevolent tumor
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| sigh times a hundred |
[26 Jul 2009|05:19am] |
still rolling in communist china
btw WHO finds it amusing that i have a "america is this a victory" and a "usa is this a victory" tag? I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO DISTINGUISH USAGE BETWEEN THE TWO
BTW THAT WAS RHETORICAL i know no one cares orz
( hetalia art bc that is all i draw )
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| sob |
[04 Jul 2009|12:02pm] |
no wonder mr stanton is OLD and SENILE
if his childhood was watchmen
i watched the fucking movie and fell asleep and had the worst fucking dream ever holy shit it was so MESSED UP
like my childhood was csi at least it gave me HOPE you know
AND I AM A GOOD AMERICAN (I CELEBRATE IT FIRST WOO HEMISPHERE!)
HAPPY BIRth sigh i can't type DAY USA!
FUCK YOU GBR
and i need to find an american shirt GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE AN AMERICAN SHIRT
BTW BTW:
the owl mang was raoul from poto
it took me forever to figure it out
but i was like "OMG RAOUL BBBBBBBB"
[12:07] Planoneck: to celebrate america's birthday, i'm going to eat meat
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: you patriot you
[12:08] Planoneck: because that's the american way
[12:08] Bloo Nachos: i wish i had an american shirt to masquerade my americanness
[12:09] Planoneck: wear a canada shirt
[12:09] Planoneck: piss americans off
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: lmao i have an england bag
[12:09] Bloo Nachos: HAHAHA
[12:09] Planoneck: that'll work
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| SIGH |
[30 Jun 2009|12:27am] |
from, like, near the end of school;
SIGH this is like two blocks down from where my house was/Rice was.
SIGHH the kid who did this bragged about it to like virtually everyone. I think we flooded the news' inboxes with, "Holy shit, I know the kid who did this."
SIGGGGGHHHHHH
our school, mang,
so seriously fucked up OTL
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| MOVIES FUCK YEAH |
[29 Jun 2009|11:29am] |
ATTENTION EVERYONE (patricia)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years..._100_Movies_(10th_Anniversary_Edition)
THESE MOVIES?
WE'RE WATCHING ALL OF THEM (I FUCK YOU NOT) ONCE I GET BACK
BEST WAY TO CATHARSE THE FRICK OUT OF JASPER BEFORE TENTH GRADE
HALLLEEE YEAHHHHHH
&LMAO MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME I USE THE TAG LIFE IS NOT THAT BAD
ALSO
STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR THE ARTS
IT CREATES DICTATORS AND FASCISTS
SOB
IS THIS FREEDOM? I LOBE YOU AMERICA ONE ONEONE BINARY SOLO
ALSO NOTE
if i was ever to get high/drunk, I have already enlisted taylor as my buddy bc we would have the best discussions intoxicated (i mean lmao at our conversations while sane). taylor should get his own tag, like mackenzie.
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| long live the king |
[26 Jun 2009|11:50am] |
SO UH.
THIS PRETTY MUCH TOPS THE LIST OF THE WORST PREDICAMENT TO BE WOKEN UP TO.
"SUSAN. MICHAEL JACKSON DIED IN LA."
my mind wasn't even AWAKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sob
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